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I fucking oversleep cuz i’m honestly dead tired from the bullshit smi, it’s 7:00pm, and now i’m basically alone in battalion…. Thanks assholes, great class unity huh? Leave your classmate out to fucking dry… 

The truth about el Cid.

The world is about to end!!!

askroguehawke:

Hang on a second.  I leave Ferelden for a few years and suddenly there are breakdancing dwarves and seductive sisters of the cloth? Maker… I need to move back to Ferelden.

Breakdancing Dwarves…. they make my day

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GPOY

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“I don’t want to hear this story unless there’s griffins in it.”

Ask me one, cuz there's nothing much else to do :P

1. Height:
2. Virgin?
3. Shoe Size:
4. Sexual Orientation:
5. Do you Smoke?
6. Do you Drink?
7. Do you Take Drugs?
8. Age you get mistaken for:
9. Have Tattoos?
10. Want any tattoos
11. Got any Piercings?
12. Want any piercings?
13. Best friend?
14. Relationship status:
15. Biggest turn ons:
16. Biggest turn offs:
17. Favorite Movie:
18. I’ll love you if:
19. Someone you miss:
20. Most traumatic experience:
21. A fact about your personality:
22. What I hate most about myself:
23. What I love most about myself:
24. What I want to be when I get older:
25. My relationship with my sibling(s):
26. My relationship with my parents:
27. My idea of a perfect date:
28. My biggest pet peeves:
29. A description of the girl/boy I like:
30. A description of the person I dislike the most:
31. A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
32. What I hate the most about work:
33. What my last text message says:
34. What words upset me the most:
35. What words make me feel the best about myself:
36. What I find attractive in women.
37. What I find attractive in men.
38. Where I would like to live.
39. One of my insecurities.
40. My childhood career choice.
41. My favorite ice cream.
42. Who I wish I could be.
43. Where I want to be right now.
44. The last thing I ate.
45. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
46. A random fact about anything

Go on, do it and don’t be lazy. It links to my ask!

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Starting my second semester as a knob in the Citadel. Let’s see how this goes. 

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